Discussion:Just a thought about President
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Actionbsns (talk|edits) said: | 7 June 2008 |
How come we see ads on the side bar for McCain for President and not for Hillary, Obama or Fred? Is that a political statement? |
June 8, 2008 | |
I don't see any ads. I think Fred is slacking again. He said he was working on his campaign trail last week, but I haven't seen any publicity. What's up with that Fred?
As for Obama and Hillary, they're busy having secret meetings and trying to decide what to do next. I'm sure you'll see something from them soon. |
8 June 2008 | |
I never slack. It is a secret campaign, not necessarily geared towards the public. See, it is much more effective to have dirt on the people who actually cast the votes after the populace think they have done their job. Why blackmail a hundred million or so when you can blackmail less than 600.
Work smart, not hard people. Helllllllllllooooooooooooooooo |
June 8, 2008 | |
Well thank you for sharing that little tidbit about blackmailing people Fred. Here I thought you were running a clean campaign, and now we have this. Yeah, I know you have others to back you up on it, but I hope you understand, that's just not my cup of tea. |
8 June 2008 | |
Natalie Natalie Natalie,
Do you not understand how it is our great country works? Sometimes it's just smarter to do things the right way as opposed to, let's say, the right way. Sometimes, we have to destroy, I mean sacrifice one to save the many. Now, we can go on doing things the same old way and hide what we do, or we can just come clean and pretty much say, hey, we're blackmailing the electorate. I prefer the straightforward way, it's much better than the way they currently buy their way in. And plus, it will be one hell of an inaugural ball, don't ya think? |
June 8, 2008 | |
Well, Fred, I guess as long as you remember whose toes you've stepped on, you'll be able to twinkle your way through it all. (And I don't mean that in the "funny" way. We all know which side of the closet you're from.)
Kevin, if you can't beat 'um, you join 'um, right? |
8 June 2008 | |
Nats, we don't step on any toes, we just use the proper persuasion to help people see things the right way. Sometimes we use intelligent discussion to persuade, other times we use other methods. Methods you may not wish to ask questions about dear. The less you know the better your moral standing will be. lol |
9 June 2008 | |
We need an accountant for president to address to budget deficits and work ways to pay down all those ZEROs we owe to banks and countries. Imagine how much tax dollars is wasted into the financing fees. ABSURD! |
11 June 2008 | |
I don't know, but McCain is wasting his ad money on me. I give him credit that he appears more intelligent than Bush. But, no way the Grand Old Party is getting a vote from me.
Fred, your an independent, right? lol. |
11 June 2008 | |
I am going to write in Fred on Election day as neither candidate attracts me in the slightest.
And trust me when I say this, that's saying a lot coming from me..... Tom |
11 June 2008 | |
Crow - I am completely independent. I hate party politics. I only resort to bribery and blackmail when it is in the public good, not for my own personal benefit. The fact that being president benefits me <chicks dig presidents> is strictly secondary.
Tom, I know you're in recovery and I appreciate the fact that you find me attractive, but, while I find you a well worn intellectual and a fine member of my future cabinet, I must say that I don't swing that way. lol. |
11 June 2008 | |
Not sure about Bozo, I got this issue with redheads. they tend to go way too over the top at times. Fiery personalities and way too impuslive for our nations needs. as we all know, I am the impulsive personality on this ticket. the move for tequila may strike at any time so we will need to select someone who will complement me and can add positive attributes in the extremely few areas where I know my weaknesses lie.
I was thinking that it shold be a female so we can grab that vote, plus, late night, if none of the Hooters Squad is around, I may need someone to talk to regarding foreign and exotic policies that need to be explored. And, if we are going to venture into the realm of fictional characters then I might consider Jessica Rabbit. Hey, even though she is a cartoon, she seemed to have it all put together fairly well. |
June 11, 2008 | |
Tom, you should know better than to use words like "attract" and "Fred" in the same sentence.
Fred, how many "redheads" are we talking about here? If anyone can find a female running mate, it ought to be you! |
11 June 2008 | |
Hey, the interview process has been a long grueling road. Many many times I find myself heading to bed because of the activities on the campaign trail. And it's not just me interviewing them, the things that they ask of me. I could not even begin to describe some of the demands they wanted to place on me. Oftentimes it felt like I was tied up and whipped, while at toher times it felt like I was just being used for food. Like I was this great big banana split covered in whipped cream.
Unless you have been trhough this, I don't know how else to describe it. Wait, I could probably sell you the video <EG> |
June 11, 2008 | |
Now you've done it Fred -- you've gotten me into trouble with both of my sons! I was ROTFLM*O when they came into my office. "What's so funny?" "That's not funny." "Get a grip mom!" |
11 June 2008 | |
Whipped cream? In the can? ooh la la.....top mine off with chocolate and a cherry please :) |
11 June 2008 | |
Sandy - What the constituents want, I will do my best to deliver.
Natalie - Tell your sons in a few years, they too will wish to go on the campaign trail. lol. They are young yet and the evil ways have not yet worked their way to the surface. They are in the gestation stage. |
June 11, 2008 | |
Careful what you ask for here Sandy. This is Fred we're corresponding with.
Fred, actually my boys are getting a good education in politics because of my involvement with bicycle safety -- no whippings or food involved, however. |
RoyDaleOne (talk|edits) said: | 13 June 2008 |
Whippings, see, Madam Heather is needed, Natalie. Whippings, does that go with the cream, or the chocolate? |
13 June 2008 | |
All I know is that I am positive if there are whippings, there will be leather outfits. It's like apple pie and ice cream, they just go together. |
June 13, 2008 | |
Fred, I think you should ask Tim for your own "R" rated General Discussion section.
Maybe you're right Roy. |
June 14, 2008 | |
Wow, such degeneration while I've been so busy.
Natalie, some semblance of control is necessary. I Plus you have the talent to whip (with or without cream, chocolate, leather...) Congress into shape & get REAL tax simplification accomplished. Please, please, pretty please with that cherry on top ??? Time is of the essence here. |
14 June 2008 | |
Natalie for VP? I think Natalie wants to be Fred's wife or mistress! |
RoyDaleOne (talk|edits) said: | 14 June 2008 |
Shorts, who wears short shorts?
Can that be a campaign song? And, maybe the campaign's official dress or uniform. <--- A rhetorical question that needs an answer. Also, Tom has been know to wear that type of uniform. |
June 14, 2008 | |
Just a few days ago I was thinking how boring TA was. That sure changed fast!
DZ, you missed a very important post somewhere along the way. I am already a wife, and very happily married. Thanks for the vote of confidence Belle. If I were going for office, however, I would just go straight for the presidency. RoyDale, why don't you be in charge of the campaign song and uniforms (as long as they can be worn in front of my boys). Tom is in charge of cooking for the fundraisers, but you might be able to get input from him on what to wear. |
14 June 2008 | |
Roy - it's a kilt, not a dress.
I don't need to be whipped anymore than I have been lately. Can I have a pass? Tom |
June 14, 2008 | |
You already have a pass for the fundraisers, Tom! We'll be needed some good, home-cooked food for all of those donors who'll be knocking done the doors once Fred gets serious about this campaign. (I think he's still working on those interviews.) |
RoyDaleOne (talk|edits) said: | 14 June 2008 |
90% of any cure is attitude.
Tom you need an attitude, even if you are in the 10%, the passage of time is a hell of alot better with attitude. Tom you have my personal email feel free to use it anytime. Yes being part Scot, Irish, German, French, and Native America I know all about native "dress". <------- As for as the whipping part I like cream or chocolate, something wrong with your appetite? |
14 June 2008 | |
Thanks, Roy.
I realize what you say is true. It has been a rough two weeks. Women seem to like seeing a man in a kilt, though. I think Fred's lucky he doesn't have to face Tim Russert's questioning now (very sad indeed about his death). All of Fred's skeletons will remain in his closet, like his choice of drink and his other "interests." Tom |
RoyDaleOne (talk|edits) said: | 14 June 2008 |
Yes, a kilt lets the man's attitude out. |