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Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said:

29 August 2011
that I doubt that any of our cantankerous contributors can politicize.

http://www.indyweek.com/indyweek/the-story-of-william-a-turnier-the-man-who-designed-the-oreo-cookie/Content?oid=2640604

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

29 August 2011
When you twist the chocolate cookies apart, do you twist to the Right or to the Left?

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

29 August 2011
Is this some black and white love thing? Don't get the Right started on this! The old minister in me sees a cross and pagan symbols on that cookie. Also, this designer... is he gay? He was probably on the down low. According to the Right, a man who likes art is gay ("suspect").


I've always loved an Oreo and milk.

Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said:

29 August 2011
I pull them apart, just like wings off flies.

Taocpa (talk|edits) said:

2011-08-29
Heck, I just eat them.

I have to walk quickly by them at the store or they will mysteriously jump into my cart.

Tom

Taocpa (talk|edits) said:

2011-08-29
Heck, I just eat them.

I have to walk quickly by them at the store or they will mysteriously jump into my cart.

Tom

Fsteincpa (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik

Actionbsns (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
I never liked Oreo cookies and I made up a song to the tune they used in their TV commercial, if you remember the tune:

A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo first, and throw the chocolate cookie on the outside - away.

I kind of like Oreo cookie ice cream though.

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
"A kid'll eat the middle

of an Oreo first, and throw the chocolate cookie on the outside - away.

I kind of like Oreo cookie ice cream though."


Brilliant. What made you add the last line? It pulls us up short and reminds us that childhood must end; it's a subtle reminder of our mortality. We may have discovered a new poet here today! :)

I'm afraid David has given me a case of Oreos on the mind which I won't be able to shake until I give into temptation and buy a bag and now I'm thinking about the icecream too.

94nole (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
I just can't get over the "...never liked Oreo cookies..." part.......................

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
I had a handful last last night - I dunk them in a glass of milk. I don't twist (to the right OR to the left) at all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVQ0MXp-8ds

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
Funny, but Oreos do remind me of checkers (with their 90 ridges), and if you eat a lot of Oreos, you'll surely be chubby.

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
Alas! Can't touch Oreos or any other commercially baked goods, not even from craft bakeries. STRICT low sodium diet. But I sure remember eating half a bag in one sitting. With whiskey, not milk.

Lizzit (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
Gross. Never liked 'em. Apparently, every country has a snack food that only the natives like. I guess I was destined to live abroad.

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
Whiskey intake is ALSO sharply curtailed, in case anyone was wondering.

Bracket Creep (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
This is not politically correct (when have I ever written anything that was?), but a few years ago, the term 'Oreo' was used derogatorally to refer to a person who was black on the outside, but white on the inside. Many popular African American performing artists and social/political leaders were accused (usually by other African Americans) of being an Oreo, which implied that they were not true to their own community.

One would hope that we are now beyond that, yet I still hear African Americans using the 'N-word', which I can't understand why that is even tolerated.

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
Sometimes I wonder if life is even worth living...(large grin)

BobTheMobCPA (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
The whole cookie marketing campaign is but a capitalist scheme to divide the races and classes. Especially effective among those who like the white frosting center more than the black cookie outside.

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/08/rush-limbaugh-likens-president-obama-to-new-oreo-cookie/

Rush Limbaugh likens President Obama to new Oreo cookie.

D&T, it's already been politicized. by Rush, no less.

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/17/rush-limbaugh-oreo-biracial-cookie_n_929672.html

Rush is an @ss.

Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
Kevin, I was referring to the political animals who reside here on TA. Is it possible that one of us is Rush in disguise? I have always wondered about BobTheMob....didn't someone refer to Rush as a big fat idiot? Al Franken....who is one of the animal handlers in Trading Places.

Give me oatmeal raisan anyday, or if I need some chocolate, then chocolate chip, and not by Nabisco.

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

30 August 2011
I don't THINK something as...well...large as Rush Limbaugh could hide behind an assumed identity. Wouldn't all of his posts just automatically be in CAPS?

Actionbsns (talk|edits) said:

31 August 2011
This needs to move back to the fun side of Oreo cookies. They are not a political machine, they are snack food.

Crow - my little diddy was misleading a little. The last line about liking Oreo cookie ice cream is independent of the diddy. In fact, I can't fit it into the musical part. Too bad though because it is kind of a statement about growing up.

Taocpa (talk|edits) said:

2011-08-31
Gosh, can't any discussion here not become political? D&T was writing about cookies and some of you turn it into a political forum! Come on.

Action is right. Move this discussion back to the fun side of Oreo COOKIES!

I now have a craving for cookies and cream.

Tom

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

31 August 2011
I'm thinking of a Bailey's right now. Irish whisky and cream.

Taocpa (talk|edits) said:

2011-08-31
Kevin,

I may have to join you.

Tom

Actionbsns (talk|edits) said:

1 September 2011
Ooh! I'll take the Bailey's too please. Not Oreo's, but lot's of Bailey's. In fact we're going all the way to Ireland for Christmas and Bailey's. May try some Guiness as well, in a Waterford glass. Sounds good to me.

Taocpa (talk|edits) said:

2011-09-01
Action - visit my cousins while you are there. I have more extended family there than I do here.

Bailey's is simply G-d's gift from the Irish. I have more than one bottle of the stuff here.

Do try the Guiness there. It's better there than it is here.

Tom

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

1 September 2011
Quote: "Crow - my little diddy was misleading a little. The last line about liking Oreo cookie ice cream is independent of the diddy. In fact, I can't fit it into the musical part. Too bad though because it is kind of a statement about growing up."


Muscal part? Rhyme? No, no, NOOOOO! The last line was what advanced it from the simple diddy into the realms of fine art.

Action, I hope you don't think a painting of a tree should look like a tree?! That went out the window a hundred years ago.

The last line of the poem had a shocking, thoughtful and yet winsome qaulity that quite moved me. Trust your natural artistic instincts. In the end, all great art is a loss of innocence. Genius should never edit.

I can't leave without saying something about this Bailey's blather. Particularly you Tom, as a real Irishman.......how could you? A little Irish whiskey (2-3 shots) and some black coffee and no sugar... maybe. (You'd be better to drink your whiskey straight.) By the way, what is the hisory of this Bailey's? Is it an Irish Koolaide? A ladies drink? Or was it cooked up by some marketing department trying to sell crap to Americans? Probably the latter.

Bracket Creep (talk|edits) said:

1 September 2011
Why does Tom have to drink his whisky straight? Doesn't anyone like gay whisky? I have a bottle of Mount Gay Rum, but drinking it doesn't really make me want to do it any more (or any less, I should add).

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

1 September 2011
The only place you can order Bailey's in Ireland with a straight face is at the food court in a mall.

They'll run Tom out of County Cork if he goes in a pub and requests Bailey's.

Never buy doctored up whiskey of any kind. It's a way to offload rot gut on Americans.

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

1 September 2011
Hunh! Down where Crow is, the labels on the Mason jars say, "Aged 30 Days".

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

1 September 2011
I wondered what they drank down there in New Mexico. Probably moonshine made from guava juice. Hold on, that's Tequila, right? Talk about a killer.

I am flying the white flag over the Bailey's. I give up on it. I can't fight the public.

I have to admit to having a Bailey's or something similar in a hotel one time in Charleston. It was drunk in the room and not in public. Remember that basketball announcer that run around in ladies clothes in his hotel room? That's all I could think of while I was drinking it.

This is why people shouldn't go on vacation.

(I have to admit it was pretty good, but I didn't consider it a drink. If this was to get out, I'd be ruined.)

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

1 September 2011
A few years ago, I saw some alleged "moonshine" corn liquor for sale in Mason jars complete with the aforementioned paper "aged 30 days" label but the jarlids had federal excise tax revenue stamps affixed to them so the stuff probably wasn't any good. I didn't try any.

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

1 September 2011
That's right. The real firewater wouldn't have a tax stamp. It takes the thrill away to drink a taxed liquor. A true moonshine should come direct from the still, but the ladies are permitted to filter it through charcoal first.

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

1 September 2011
Isn't that what they called "Grandpapa's Rheumatism Medicine" on "The Waltons"?

We DO drink more tequila down here than we should...yes, we do, and there's some of that stuff that will eat the enamel of your front teeth. I use it for cleaning pistons. 'Course, if you'd rather go for the REALLY cheap stuff, that's available too...

I'm only half kidding...the ultra-bottom rank of tequila isn't even bottled in Old Mexico. They send it up in tanker trucks (also used for shipping Unleaded, I'll bet) and cut it here in the States with grain neutral spirit and distilled water to where the agave liquor fraction begins to equal the retail sales tax rate. I could name names but I won't, at least, not in public, but here's a hint: Garish, "Mexican" looking labels are a dead giveaway. And never, ever, EVER drink "well" tequila.

But the liquor I drink, when it isn't Irish Whiskey, is Presidente Brandy. I have a bottle of their premium stuff right now, forget what it's called, that the tide is slowly going out in. It has a kind of warm, spicy flavor to it that is quite distinctive. But even the regular run isn't bad.

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