Discussion:100K gal. Baptismal tank Floods Boat show. Noah?
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| 12 January 2012 | |
| A 100,000 gallon tank of water being using by an Evangelical Christian meeting and preach-in has burst and has flooded the Boat Show in the next convention hall.
The tank was being used for assembly line baptisms and a parting of the Red Sea reenactment. Big news! The boat show promoters are saying it's a message from God to buy a boat. | |
| 12 January 2012 | |
| I'm not sure what all that Jesus talk is about, but an indoor wake park sounds pretty cool - apparently there are still some kinks to be worked out though. | |
| 12 January 2012 | |
| My father always told me "Don't make waves". Whatever that meant. | |
Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said: | 12 January 2012 |
| A rising tide lifts all boats. | |
| 12 January 2012 | |
| Interesting, I know of a lot of people who go to boat shows and end up getting soaked, just not literally. | |
Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said: | 12 January 2012 |
| B.O.A.T. = Break Out Another Thousand | |
| 12 January 2012 | |
| Pardon me, I'm a Martian and any time I hear of bursting water and boats I think of Noah and his Ark.
If I decide to go down to the Boat Show this year I think I'll take the precaution of wearing a life preserver and a bicycle helmet just in case the pool falls apart again. That's a lot of water and it could have swept some young people down the sewer sparking lawsuits. They dodged a bullet this time. | |
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